「 REMEMBER YOUR APPOINTMENT」

[drawback]

[ It looks like you have an appointment and you have been brought in from the waiting room. There is a chair for your to lounge on--

Wait, are you seeing a shrink? Can't be! You're generally sane... Right?

Right...? ]

The doctor will be right with you. For now, I'll just conduct a general evaluation. Mind if I ask you questions?

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[drawback]

Depends on my mood? [ He thinks that's a legitimate answer. ]

What about you?

[outgambit]

Me? Well... [ he finishes his cup of wine here. Seungmin doesn't take long to think about it, but-- ]

I just go with the flow.

[drawback]

Makes sense. [ What. There is no sense in this conversation, but he understands.

Don't worry! ] How does your burger taste?

[outgambit]

Tastes great. Just as a burger should.

[ It's okay. Nothing with Seungmin will ever make sense here. ]

Yours?

[drawback]

Nothing beats a soft boil egg. Want a bite? [ Welcome to the world of sharing is caring.

Very common in these parts. ]

[outgambit]

[ maybe that's why renatus lingers in your town, cameron..............

Seungmin nods and takes up on Cameron's offer. ]

Sure. Give it here.

[drawback]

[ He holds the burger towards him!!

Take this as an offering from this town, king. ]

[outgambit]

[ He takes the burger and has a small bite out of it. It tastes nice and he will humbly accept this offering... because he really doesn't ask for a lot. ]

It's good. The egg is the best part.

[drawback]

It's nice and warm, huh. [ Like other things in your mouth, minnie. Either way, he'll take back his burger before going back to eating. ]

A full stomach is really the best feeling.

[outgambit]

[ wow let's not bring up libido on the dinner table here. He finishes up his own burger too. ]

It feels quite satisfying, so... yes. I would believe so.

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[drawback]

[ It's okay, Minnie! Cameron will show you a good time that isn't in bed. ]

All right. The best place to get information is at the bar. [ What cameron learned from television. ] It will usually be the bartender.

[ He motions over to Amber who is serving other people at the moment. ]

[outgambit]

[ a good time not in bed--just what he always wanted

Seungmin chuckles when Cameron says that, because it really does sound like something out of fiction. ]

You're into this, aren't you?

[ it's kind of cute, he thinks... ]

[drawback]

What makes you say that? [ Okay, back to being guarded. Don't make fun of him, Seungmin.

He'll bite you. ]

[outgambit]

It's cute. Not many people are honest lately.

[ so don't be so dishonest here cammy. shh it's okay. ]

[drawback]

I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment. [ He raises his eyebrows at Seungmin.

CUTE

ISN'T MANLY AT ALL. ]

[outgambit]

[ But the thing is, do you want to be manly? ]

I think it's quite a compliment.

[drawback]

[ He is a man tho ]

I'll take it as a compliment then. Thank you. [ He thinks. ]

[outgambit]

Hm, so is the bartender coming this way yet?

[ He wanted to see what Cameron was going to ask and stuff.

also because amber ]

[drawback]

It looks like it... [ Cameron eyes the bartender a bit until Amber comes on over. Looks like the dumb ginger is done with his work on that other side. ]

Amber, do you have a moment?

[astringents]

[ Hmmmm. He comes unsuspecting Amber with a smile on his face. He recognizes Seungmjn for obvious reasons, but he knows Cameron personally... ]

How can I help you guys? If it has to do with letting you go under the radar with a drink, it isn't happening. [ looking a U, Cameron--of course Cameron only gives him a blank stare. ]

[outgambit]

[ seungmin only laughs at that. well, it would be nice if he had a drinking buddy because drinking by yourself is awkward to most people, but he honestly doesn't mind drinking by himself. not to mention it would be a hassle and not worth the effort to actually make cameron drink.

he looks up at amber and smiles at him. ]

Can you tell us about the haunted mansion? Preferably in a speech mannerism of a tour guide mixed with the normal bystander.

[astringents]

... Serious? [ He looks dubious. ] I'm sure there's a tour for that.

[drawback]

Please. [ He comes the the stare of death as Cameron continues munching on his fries.

This is the most innocent stare. The stare that wants you to submit.

Submit now. ]

[astringents]

U-Uhm... [ He looks like he's in a tough spot now. Not even sure what to do. Even at the age of 27, Amber is dumb

i mean awkward

yeah. ]

[outgambit]

[ pfft. seungmin want to laugh at amber because he's so awkward. here, let him help out. ]

I'm aware that there is a tour for that, but I believe the insight of someone who isn't told to recite a script tour after tour has a little more value.

So--your comments, if you would please.