「 REMEMBER YOUR APPOINTMENT」

[drawback]

[ It looks like you have an appointment and you have been brought in from the waiting room. There is a chair for your to lounge on--

Wait, are you seeing a shrink? Can't be! You're generally sane... Right?

Right...? ]

The doctor will be right with you. For now, I'll just conduct a general evaluation. Mind if I ask you questions?

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[outgambit]

[ He takes the burger and has a small bite out of it. It tastes nice and he will humbly accept this offering... because he really doesn't ask for a lot. ]

It's good. The egg is the best part.

[drawback]

It's nice and warm, huh. [ Like other things in your mouth, minnie. Either way, he'll take back his burger before going back to eating. ]

A full stomach is really the best feeling.

[outgambit]

[ wow let's not bring up libido on the dinner table here. He finishes up his own burger too. ]

It feels quite satisfying, so... yes. I would believe so.

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[drawback]

[ It's okay, Minnie! Cameron will show you a good time that isn't in bed. ]

All right. The best place to get information is at the bar. [ What cameron learned from television. ] It will usually be the bartender.

[ He motions over to Amber who is serving other people at the moment. ]

[outgambit]

[ a good time not in bed--just what he always wanted

Seungmin chuckles when Cameron says that, because it really does sound like something out of fiction. ]

You're into this, aren't you?

[ it's kind of cute, he thinks... ]

[drawback]

What makes you say that? [ Okay, back to being guarded. Don't make fun of him, Seungmin.

He'll bite you. ]

[outgambit]

It's cute. Not many people are honest lately.

[ so don't be so dishonest here cammy. shh it's okay. ]

[drawback]

I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment. [ He raises his eyebrows at Seungmin.

CUTE

ISN'T MANLY AT ALL. ]

[outgambit]

[ But the thing is, do you want to be manly? ]

I think it's quite a compliment.

[drawback]

[ He is a man tho ]

I'll take it as a compliment then. Thank you. [ He thinks. ]

[outgambit]

Hm, so is the bartender coming this way yet?

[ He wanted to see what Cameron was going to ask and stuff.

also because amber ]

[drawback]

It looks like it... [ Cameron eyes the bartender a bit until Amber comes on over. Looks like the dumb ginger is done with his work on that other side. ]

Amber, do you have a moment?

[astringents]

[ Hmmmm. He comes unsuspecting Amber with a smile on his face. He recognizes Seungmjn for obvious reasons, but he knows Cameron personally... ]

How can I help you guys? If it has to do with letting you go under the radar with a drink, it isn't happening. [ looking a U, Cameron--of course Cameron only gives him a blank stare. ]

[outgambit]

[ seungmin only laughs at that. well, it would be nice if he had a drinking buddy because drinking by yourself is awkward to most people, but he honestly doesn't mind drinking by himself. not to mention it would be a hassle and not worth the effort to actually make cameron drink.

he looks up at amber and smiles at him. ]

Can you tell us about the haunted mansion? Preferably in a speech mannerism of a tour guide mixed with the normal bystander.

[astringents]

... Serious? [ He looks dubious. ] I'm sure there's a tour for that.

[drawback]

Please. [ He comes the the stare of death as Cameron continues munching on his fries.

This is the most innocent stare. The stare that wants you to submit.

Submit now. ]

[astringents]

U-Uhm... [ He looks like he's in a tough spot now. Not even sure what to do. Even at the age of 27, Amber is dumb

i mean awkward

yeah. ]

[outgambit]

[ pfft. seungmin want to laugh at amber because he's so awkward. here, let him help out. ]

I'm aware that there is a tour for that, but I believe the insight of someone who isn't told to recite a script tour after tour has a little more value.

So--your comments, if you would please.

[astringents]

... You didn't hear it from me, but I heard a whole family was poisoned right before dinner. Luckily, one of the daughters was practicing occult so was able to preserve their souls into the mirrors in the home. I'm not sure if that's a curse or a blessing, but if you go in late at night, you might find yourselves always watched.

Was that good enough? [ He's not sure, but he tried...? ]

[outgambit]

Well, what do you think about it? [ he's intrigued! ] Does it creep you out? Make you want to visit?

[drawback]

[ Cameron is just listening in. Though he was the one that initiated, he has no experience in barking down a bartender.

Not that he would.

This is still amusing. ]

[outgambit]

[ and here is seungmin, looking expectantly at amber.

give him an answer, foo ]

[astringents]

I think... It's kind of creepy. [ Mentally cowering since he doesn't do too well with scary here either. ]

[outgambit]

[ here, seungmin chuckles. ]

And? Anything else? It being creepy seems to be the general consensus. [ he's only guessing, though he thinks he's right. ]

[drawback]

Don't be shy, Amber. Though I do not know Seungmin for that long, it doesn't seem like he bites. [ This is some kind of form of teasing and comforting at the same time.

He's so good at this. ]